In today’s morning show, I make friends and don’t piss anyone off.
I won’t rest until 7-Eleven clerks learn not to hand the phone to random customers when I call.
Will be suing this sign company for my divorce costs.
If touch tones give you a huge boner, then you’ll probably like this list of weird phone scenes in movies.
For some reason, this lady believes everything I tell her, even when I laugh for 10 minutes straight.
A couple of old people order an air conditioner cover, but aren’t happy that it’s arriving in 2 pieces.
Embarrassed about your giant nipples? Get our brand new nipple concealers!
You’d think this lady would be happy about accidentally receiving a watch worth an extra $8000.
This lady checked in on Yelp at the auto shop, so I called and asked to talk to her so I could tell her about the mechanic setting her car on fire.