Phone Losers of America

Happy Sunday, everyone!  Time to do some cold calling for Christ.

Their are some people who just don’t appreciate it when your trying too help them understand grammar.

I wasn’t so lucky with the nazi gold coins this time around. :(

Billman sent me the phone number posted on the bottom of a cell phone tower, suggesting I call the number and try to rent space to build a house.  And, of course, things quickly turn to my experiments involving the afterlife.  Thanks, Billman, for finding a guy with the coolest voice ever.

This call was made during the August 6th Snow Plow Show.  Here’s a link to listen to the entire show: 

To be honest, this land lord brings up some really good points about not turning your living room into a swimming pool.

Our lawn care business is off to a really bad start.

Yesterday I was making calls to oil change customers and I stumbled across this wacky sitcom family.

How to get someone’s personal information using only their license plate number and a little bit of dishonesty.

 There are a few problems with this lady’s photo developing order, but being the star employee that I am, I figure out a way around all of her problems and make yet another customer 100% happy.  I will make employee of the month for sure this time!

Here’s a few calls to photo customers, made during a morning show a few weeks back.  You’ll hear a full range of emotions from the customers.  Except love.  I never get love from them. :(